Glossary

* Names have been changed to protect the amazing, the innocent, and the un-aware. More importantly, to protect their importance. They know who they are, you don’t get to. But you can know what they’re like. Introducing the beings without whom I wouldn’t be possible – or nearly as polished.

♥ Gacks [gaks] – noun, singular with child.
1. A way of showing surprise (Oh my! Gee Whiz! Golly Wolly! etc)
2. The mother of the cutest, most amazing baby boy around.
3. An amazingly loyal and patient friend who always tells you the truth, even when it hurts, especially if that’s when you need to hear it most.

From the German or Scottish, probably originally from the Latin elemcg meaning “nazi terrorist”.

♥ Mack [mah–kuh] noun, singular but looking.
1. Slang, a pimp.
2. A large truck.
3. The greatest 90’s kid around.
4. The newest of all the most important people. She’ll dance a duet to “500 Miles” even when it looks silly, doesn’t care. Just wants to have fun and dish about boys.

See also; “Vegetarian“, “Bubbly” and “Juliet“.

♥ Boomerang [boo–muh-rang] – noun, singular one-of-a-kind.
1. a bent or curved piece of tough wood used by Australian Aborigines as a throwing club which can be thrown so as to return to the thrower.
2. The oldest, in age and in time known, and wisest in all the land. Champion advice-giver.
3. No matter how hard it is thrown, or how long it’s gone, it will always come back in the end.

See also; “Chair Dance”, “Fruit Loops”, and “Poor Typing Skills”.

My friends, Ladies and Gentlemen. Eat your hearts out.